More tranny stories later!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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