I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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