i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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