Just fell off a train. Bad.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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