I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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