Got a toothbrush?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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