Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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