sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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