yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
they're like a gay fantastic four
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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