Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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