Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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