After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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