And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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