I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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