Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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