Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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