jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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