Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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