What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Randomize
