ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
