he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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