Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
Randomize
