On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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