Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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