Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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