Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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