quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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