Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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