All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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