Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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