He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
COCAINE IS GR8
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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