things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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