party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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