Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
