That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When did angry sex become our thing?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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