You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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