that's an acceptable place to lick
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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