it's too hot outside to masturbate.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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