I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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