You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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