If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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