just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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