I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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