It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i out mim tonsoeep
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