Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
