And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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