just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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