well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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