guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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