Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
