yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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