if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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